Disruptive Juxtaposition

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Presidential reading habits, maybe

Camera Obscura, Let's Get Out of This Country

Luna, Rendezvous

Wayne Newton, Mr. Las Vegas

The Notorious Bettie Page, Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

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In the line at the bank yesterday, I was complimented for having the foresight to bring a book with me: Turgenev's Fathers & Sons. The complimenter was a Vegas-looking fellow, with brilliantined Lancelottish hair, black clothes, a light amt. of girth around his middle, black specs, and a reedy-but-big voice. I relayed to him the Matt Fitsko-derived fact - not since confirmed or denied - that Abraham Lincoln always carried a book with him, wherever he went. He enjoyed this possible fact. Then a young fellow with a British accent and a laddish mien interrupted him to ask what the date was. "It's November 22nd," Vegas Lancelot said, "tomorrow is the November 23rd, which is Thanksgiving." Which I took to be a surprising five seconds of harsh school and condescension for poor British Guy. American Hegemony at work within America itself, perhaps?

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Weird: the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade on the tube over my shoulder right now happens to feature the fellows from Spamalot. Everything's connected today.

1 Comments:

  • "with brilliantined Lancelottish hair, black clothes, a light amt. of girth around his middle,"

    Sounds like an Elvis impersonator!

    By Blogger junebee, at 5:18 PM  

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